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Two hunters went to Africa in search of the rare Foo Bird. The guide explained to them to watch out for any large Foo bird that was circling overhead, because often that bird would take a huge dump.
"If that dump hits you, do NOT wash it off for at least 6 months, cause you will die!" The next day the hunters went out hunting. Soon they saw A Huge Foo Bird circling overhead. Sure enough, It let fly a big dump, and sure enough it splattered right on one of the hunter's
head. Remembering what the guide had said, the Hunter left it where it
was, but several weeks later it began to smell. The smell was so unbearable that the hunter could not stand it any longer. He, therefore decided to take a shower and wash it off. Immediately, he dropped dead. The Moral of this story is: If the FOO Shits, Wear it.
Haha, very funny.
lol